I Must Confess…my anti-freebie list

This confession was inspired by a number of bloggers who may have been under the influence at the time…

For those of you not up with the lingo (so to speak), the Urban Dictionary describes a freebie list as follows:

A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

As I recall (and in the interest of transparency and honesty, it’s all a little hazy), there was a discussion about “freebie” lists and an animated discussion about who should or shouldn’t be on them.

Of course being a blogger at a blogger event, I did what anyone would do – decide to use it as a prompt for my linkup!

Now I have confessed to those celebrities that I find rather attractive before – and I stand by my top 5, as well as all the honourable mentions that really made it a top 10 list. Go on and check it out before you read any further.

Go on…

I’m waiting…

(tapping my foot)…

Okay – now you know who I find attractive, I thought I should confess to the opposite end of the spectrum. My anti-freebie list.

My friends, the following list of men of questionable morals and those who are just not aesthetically attractive to me has been compiled with great care. These entries represent the cream of the crop – those who make my skin crawl the most – those who I can emphatically promise NEVER to have sex with even if the fate of the human race depended on it.

1. Clive Palmer

Clive Palmer

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Oh, Clive. I know you are rich and powerful in Australia but you are as far from my freebie list as possible. And it’s not just because of your looks. It’s more to do with your racist remarks, self-servitude and general disengagement with the people you are supposed to represent. You pretty much represent everything I am against – so “zai jian” Clive (that’s goodbye in Mandarin, in case you were wondering…)

2. Tony Abbott

Tony Abbott

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Tony, I must confess I have never liked you and it’s just not because I am a woman. Your ears and your speedos have done you no favours but the real damage has been done in your endless negativity, staunch political idealogy and those painful three word slogans. I cannot respect you, especially as Australia’s PM which is the main reason you are a headline act on my anti-freebie list.

3. Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi

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Steve, you are a fantastic actor and I love you in most of the shows I’ve watched you in. You are very funny and not afraid to take on most roles. But you are unfortunately, a very unattractive man.

4. Vladimir Putin


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Oh, where do I begin? Well, putting a goddamn shirt on when in the outdoors would be a great start. And maybe also working towards ending the bloodshed in the Ukraine. But even with those measures, there is never any chance of you getting off my anti-freebie list.

5. Christopher Pyne

Christopher Pyne

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It’s a combination of looks, cultured nasal whine and unfortunate political statements and leanings that place you in a prominent position on my anti-freebie list. You do, unfortunately, continue to remind me of a ferret and I stand by that tweet of many moons ago…(I wish I could find it but I can’t!)

So there’s my top 5 “anti-freebie” list.

Anti Freebie List

Feel free to link up your own freebie list or an anti-freebie list – I would love to know who’s hot or not in your world!

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47 Responses

  1. Zita says:

    OH I agree with this list Kirsty! If I was to add another Hollywood celebrity to the list it would have to be Charlie Sheen!
    I have, of course, linked off topic this week as I am single so anything goes! lol…
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  2. Oh I LOVE Steve Buscemi, but you’re right – he is not a very attractive guy. The fact that he often plays psychopaths doesn’t help either!
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  3. I don’t get Tony Abbots appeal at all. My mother in law is in love with him but I think that has more to do with his 1950s approach to almost everything and the fact she is still living that era. I hate him with a passion and I’m not normally one to bring any emotion into politics. Anyway best not get me started.
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    • Kirsty says:

      I tried to be polite but my real feelings on Tony Abbott and his policies and views are far more harsh. I just don’t want to be sued!!!

  4. Poor Steve Buschemi. It seems cruel to put him with that crowd…Nothing from me this week as laptop went off to the drs….
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    • Kirsty says:

      Yes, I am feeling a little sorry for including Steve with the others. He at lease has some redeeming qualities… 😉

      I hope your laptop makes a speedy and full recovery Lydia!

  5. Kimberley says:

    Can’t IMAGINE who those bloggers might have been. 🙂 LOVED this, the anti-shag list. There are some hot contenders in here (hot as in, can’t wait to burn you, hot). Thanks for the laugh! Kx
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  6. Mumabulous says:

    I’m with Lydia – this is a bit harsh on Steve Bushchemi who happens to be a fantastic actor. I’d slot Kyle Sandilands on this list instead. Meanwhile I’m loving the concept.
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    • Kirsty says:

      Kyle Sandilands is vile – why didn’t I think of him myself? Feel free to go to town with the concept – there’s got to be a little yang as well as a little yang in this crazy old world… 😉

  7. Bec says:

    Haha… great list. I must say I would have almost the exact same but I would remove Steve. He’s not the hottest around.. but I feel he isn’t even on the same page as the other 4!

    • Kirsty says:

      That’s true. I feel rather sorry for Steve (especially with the company he is keeping) but I’ll stand by my list. I still wouldn’t do ANY of them!

  8. Ewww yukky – although when I saw the name Chris Pine I was like WHAAAAAA … wrong Chris Pine … the other one is yummy!
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  9. oh so funny!! I was giggling my way through it. Also amusing how you could make a general statement of “I will not sleep with politicians”.
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    • Kirsty says:

      I should have made it a complete list of politicians. There’s enough fodder there for several more lists, so maybe they will keep for some future posts!

  10. Yea I agree politicians are definitely NOT attractive (especially Tony Abbott yuk has an unattractive personality to match his looks). Steve Buscemi certainly lucked out on the looks but hes still done quite well as an actor so perhaps he’s still attractive to some people (not me though).
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  11. Poor Steve. I wouldn’t go there either but I feel the others have done so much more than be cruel on the eye to earn their place on this list. Wouldn’t George W. Bush be more deserving?

    • Kirsty says:

      You are right – I did feel a little bad for putting him on the list with the others – hence why I couldn’t be too harsh in my comments. Upon reflection I should have included Kim Jong Un – he is definitely wrong on a whole number of levels…

  12. Robyna says:

    So Funny! Have to agree with you on all those unfortunate gentleman!

  13. Ness says:

    I concur with all of your ‘anti-freebie’ list! EWWWW! Thanks for the giggles. xo
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  14. I have to wholeheartedly agree with you – especially with Steve Buscemi sorry but he creeps me out! I’m a George Clooney fan… salt n pepper all the way baby!
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    • Kirsty says:

      George is gorgeous, especially because he is intelligent, caring and not afraid to speak his mind. Those are damn sexy qualities x

  15. I meant to say – thanks for linking lovely xxx
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  16. Tegan says:

    Your anti-freebies list is pretty similar to mine. Politics is a pretty sad state of affairs at the moment.
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  17. Alicia says:

    I shudder at the thought. Eeeeew! These would make my list for sure.
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  18. Vanessa says:

    I think that’s the perfect anti-freebie list!
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    • Kirsty says:

      They are pretty hideous, aren’t they? I should have added in Kim Jong Un gone for a complete list of politicians… Next time gadget!

  19. Ahhh, awful visuals! Has there ever been a PM that liked to get his kit off in public?? Well maybe one of those Italian fellows. But it somehow doesn’t seem quite P-Ministerial, does it?
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  20. Hugzilla says:

    This post needs to come with a free bottle of eye-bleach.
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  21. Ellie says:

    Maybe we should make a celebrity anti-freebie list.
    I’d have to include Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj!
    Thanks for linking up this week!
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  22. ann says:

    Love your anti freebie list!! It must be one of the ugliest posts ever!!
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