I Must Confess…I Have a Tendency to Fall Asleep at Inappropriate Moments
Welcome to the re-jigged, re-booted and re-launched I Must Confess!
Actually nothing much has really changed except for the day of the linkup but after a self-imposed break I’m ready to share more confessions and I’m hoping that you are too.
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Today, I need to come clean about one of my bad habits. I have an embarrassing tendency to fall asleep at the most inappropriate moments.
I tend fall asleep when reading bedtime stories to the kids. I feel quite bad about this one. I really don’t mean to but by that stage of the night I have been on the go all day and sitting down and concentrating for a while inevitably leads me to the land of nod.
I actually get so sleepy that I start making up the words as I can’t concentrate on the actual text (there may have been some embarrassing blunders there that even I’m not going to confess to here!) Usually, I’m only made aware of it when one of my children shake me awake to complain that I was not reading it right. Not cool Kirsty. Not cool.
I tend to fall asleep whenever I watch a movie with my husband. I can’t even blame this one on tiredness or old age as I have been doing this since we started going out together. In the first stages of our relationship it was not uncommon for us to go out to the movies only for me to wake up at the end credits.
I would then try, unsuccessfully, to pretend that I hadn’t actually fallen asleep at all as it looks pretty bad to fall asleep on your boyfriend. After a while I realised I couldn’t fool him (perhaps my soft feminine snoring gave me away?) and I just ran with it. In fact, I believe my first words to my husband when we saw Saving Private Ryan at the drive in was “did they find him and save him?” Yes, I am classy.
I have actually fallen asleep in meetings at work. I remember very clearly falling asleep in my director’s office one afternoon during what was possibly the most boring phone hookup ever held on the planet. I tried oh so hard to maintain interest and poise but in the end I couldn’t pretend any longer.
I think I may have had a chance of getting away with had I not given myself away with the classic head jerk. You know the one, when you’re startled awake but you can’t control that tell-tale jerk. Thank goodness my director didn’t hold it against me and retired not long afterwards, before that particular bit of gossip leaked out. Probably not my finest hour or three…
The common denominator in all these instances? I’m just sitting around, not doing too much – which is perhaps why I usually keep myself active in one way or another throughout most of the day. I really don’t need to provide myself with further opportunities for embarrassment!
So there’s my confession made, it’s time to make yours. Do you have any embarrassing tendencies like mine? Or do you have something else you need to get off your chest?
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